Monday, February 11, 2008

I Hate Valentine's Day.

I am so anti-Valentine's Day.
It gives so many people false hopes about relationships and such. AND, Hallmark and flower companies make a killing off this damn "holiday."
Before Jewel did crack and thought country music was a good idea, she wrote this:

Valentine's Day
Wish I had a sweetheart
It's Valentine's Day
Didn't even get a stinkin' card
It's Valentine's Day
I just have to say
I hate Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day
And I didn't get no chocolate
It's Valentine's Day
If I had a heart I'd hock it
It's Valentine's Day
All I have to say
I hate Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day
And I hope it finds you healthy
It's Valentine's Day
I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy
It's Valentine's Day
I just love to say
I hate fuckin' Valentine's Day

Well said. Except... I don't want a card or chocolates or flowers or a disgusting bear that say's 'i love you' when you squeeze it's paw. I don't even want a "sweetheart."
In the end, all the sweethearts out there grow weary of us girls.

Valentine's day can shove it.

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